Now that the 2008 Beijing Olympics are officially over, the U.S. won more combined medals than any other country in the world. We also have won the most silver and Bronze medals in these games.

That’s right, no one in the WORLD is better at being second place. We are even the best at being second place when it comes winning gold medals. Take that.

Keep it smooth…

Are you f**king kidding me?

She went everywhere with me and shared many special moments in my life. I really miss seeing her laying next to me while I watch TV in the living room. I miss her nails tapping the wood floor when she gets up to go drink water. I miss her licking my face in the morning trying to wake me up while I am sleeping so I can open the doggy door for her to go potty. I miss the sound of the doggy door flapping back and forth as she goes through it.

I miss her. A Lot.

I hope where ever she is, she knows that every night, just before I go to sleep, I still whisper good night to her in my mind.

Happy 11th birthday Rudy… Good night.

May 5th 2007

A year later…

OK, OK, she is still making silly faces. But you get the idea.

Feliz el Cinco de Mayo mis amigos!

Punjene paprike is what its called. Its basically stuffed peppers cook and simmered in tomato sauce. It takes a couple of hours at low heat to make the ingredients nice and fork tender. You can make it with either beef or pork. For me, my ace in the hole for this recipe is mixing them both together and instead of minced pork, I threw a little Farmer John’s breakfast sausage in there. Get the recipe from the original blog post and enjoy.

Bon appetite!

Muxtape is bringing back some retro-chic to the online music sharing community. It allows you to make a MP3 online ‘muxtape’ up to 12 songs at 10 MBytes each. The design and execution is dead simple but some how very appealing. It looks like someone made it in their bedroom when they were grounded by their parents. Its design is also clearly Apple inspired with its iphone-esque interface but i suspect it does not work on an iphone since the music is played via a Flash media player embedded on the site.

Take a look for yourself and I’ll be waiting to hear your very own muxtape.

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