Now that the 2008 Beijing Olympics are officially over, the U.S. won more combined medals than any other country in the world. We also have won the most silver and Bronze medals in these games.
That’s right, no one in the WORLD is better at being second place. We are even the best at being second place when it comes winning gold medals. Take that.
If you haven’t seen the first 10 episodes of Yacht Rock, go and catch up before playing this latest episode that’s been a long time waiting….
This has been around a few years but I just came across it today. It is probably the best tutorial/paraody on how to write code I’ve ever seen… At least for a dude. I’m sorry if I am a giant nerd who finds this funny albeit NSFW.
object me
{
me.still_alive = true;
main()
{
while(me.still_alive)
{
me.wake();
me.pee();
me.poop();
me.eat(food);
me.work();
me.fuck(girl);
me.readcl();
me.sleep();
}
}
function fuck(human girl)
{
if girl.isHot()
{
me.cock.fill(blood);
me.statedOrgasmThreshold = 60 minutes;
me.currentOrgasmState = 0 minutes;
me.undress();
if (girl.pussy.isExposed() & girl.pussy.isClean()) or (girl.pussy.isExposed() & me.horny())
{
while(girl.givesConsent())
{
me.penetrate();
me.withdraw();
if (me.currentOrgasmState > me.statedOrgasmThreshold or me.currentOrgasmState > 10 minutes)
{
me.orgasm(goo);
me.scratchBalls();
me.ignore(girl);
me.eat(pizza);
me.drink(beer);
me.nap();
}
me.currentOrgasmState ++ 1 minute;
}
if not (girl.givesConsent())
{
try
{
me.sweetTalk(girl);
me.buyStuffFor(girl);
me.ignore(girl);
me.smack(girl);
}
catch(exception e)
{
if e.message.contains(girl.screamingPunchingScratchingOutMyEyes())
{
me.runAway();
}
}
}
}
}
elseif girl.sucksGood()
{
me.proposeMarriage();
}
}
}
This is the fifth installment of Donnie’s pixel pushing periodical, “You Suck at Photoshop”. Enjoy.
I thought it was funny. I don’t give two Arby’s French Dips about it if you didn’t.
In case if you haven’t seen it, here is Bill Gates’ video parodying his own departure from Microsoft shown at his CES keynote last week.