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My Rotted Brain comrade at jeremyoswald.com recent blogged about the discovery of the new steak taquitos from Taco Bell. In typical new product review fashion, I have purchased my very own set of grilled steak taquitos today and here are the “unboxing” photos exclusively at DanLin.net.

The external of the packaging:

Peering inside the ‘box’ at the actual product:

As seen previously from Jeremy’s Taco Bell rumor post, this is the internal packaging

Complete view of the product with the optional accessory: guacamole sauce

View of the optional accessory by itself

There you have it, the rumored Grilled Taquitos in all of its delicious glory

Sacrificing my own possession for my audience’s viewing pleasure. I opened the external enclosure of the taquito to show the internal workings of my Grilled Taquito. What a work of art.

First test of the product. Awesome as expected. Even without the optional accessory attached

Getting a second opinion on the product quality. As expected, unparalleled excellence

Getting ready to plug in the optional accessory

Perfect fit. It is exactly as it is advertised. I couldn’t be more pleased with it

My seal of approval (Extra bonus of a hot blonde chick in the background just to spice things up even more.)

Thank you. Say it sexy like Ricardo Montoval Montalbán, “CARRRRRRRNE ASADA”. Now go get your own.