First Woman with Bionic Arm
September 14th, 2006 — dan.lin
Claudia Mitchell became the first woman to be outfitted with this government-research-funded, DARPA developed bionic arm. This robotic contraption is hooked up to her nerves and muscles of her chest and she will be able to move it by simply thinking about it. Somewhere at a truck stop a beefy nude man has just jacked a Harley dude’s bike and leathers. Somebody find Sarah Connors!
September 14th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
I saw on the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric that they’re doing more surgeries on this chick so she’ll be able to feel what she touches. I think they should make it so she doesn’t feel pain though. I also think that Claudia Mitchell should replace Katie Couric on CBS Evening News. Maybe Katie is bionic. She’s so mechanical.