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This kid is only 4 and he is eithr gonna burn out at 6 or become one of the greatest drummers in the world. That’s if he doesn’t go deaf.

Claudia Mitchell became the first woman to be outfitted with this government-research-funded, DARPA developed bionic arm. This robotic contraption is hooked up to her nerves and muscles of her chest and she will be able to move it by simply thinking about it. Somewhere at a truck stop a beefy nude man has just jacked a Harley dude’s bike and leathers. Somebody find Sarah Connors!

This was a performance piece a bunch of people did on a May morning earlier this year. A huge marionette of a girl was woken up by a time travelling elephant and took a stroll through a park in London.

So cool yet so weird and creepy…

For those of you in the know, (Or for Jeremy and those in his vicinity, “in the ‘No”) Chuck Norris is not just a mere mortal like you and I. Chuch Norris is on a whole new level. Here’s a bit of Chuck Norris knowledge you need to know from ChuckNorrisFacts.com:

1. Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

Next time you see him on late night TV trying to sell you ropes that jerk you up and down a piece of plywood that’s somehow called a gym, you’d be smart to just pony up the cash before more of his pain is exported your way…

(Via ChuckNorrisFacts.com)

Jon Swift’s done it. So why shouldn’t I start reviewing everything under the sun. In fact, I think I will start dedicating an entire section of this site to reviews of items I am not familiar or even have ever seem before in my life. Maybe I’ll start with a review of flying a jumbo jet. Maybe the Lamborghini Murcielago, better yet, I might even start with a review of a menage trois with Rosie O’Donnell and Barbara Walters.

Oops, I went too far once again…